cheek

Me: Do you know where the raisins are please?

Shop assistant: Yes.

(I follow the shop assistant down a few aisles until we arrive at the men's toiletries section)

Shop assistant: There we are.

Me: Sorry, I said raisins.

Shop assistant: Oh, I thought you said razors.

Admittedly I haven't shaved for a few days, but I clearly said raisins!

We all watched 'Evan Almighty' the other day. It's a great film.

Evan works hard at not doing what God has asked. He goes to extraordinary lengths to be disobedient. Finally he gives in and does what God has asked.

The end result?

Evan dances with God.

That has to be worth it.